Fundy Mundy: Two Irishmen and a taxi driver

Wednesday, October 9, 2019 11:52 am
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Fundy Mundy? But it’s Wednesday!

Yes, we know it’s not Monday, but we’re missing The Breakfast Team while they’re away on holidays. So we thought we’d throwback to Fundy Mundy a few weeks ago and soothe our aching hearts with the wholesome entertainment that is Morro telling jokes.

Two Irish men travel to Australia, before they go one of their dads gives them a bit of advice. “You watch them Aussie cab drivers, they’ll rob you blind. Don’t you pay what they ask, you haggle.” Once they land at the Sydney airport the Irishmen catch a taxi to their hotel. When they reach their destination the cabbie says “That’ll be $20 lads.”

“Oh no you don’t, my dad warned me about you”, one of the Irishmen say, “you’ll only be getting $15 from me.” “and you’ll only be getting $15 from me” says the other.

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up she told her husband “I just dreamed you gave me a gold and diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” He gives her a wink and a smile and says “you’ll know tonight.” That evening the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book titled The Meaning of Dreams.

These jokes are 100% funnier when Morro tells them, so listen to this Fundy Mundy edition below:

 

 

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