Fundy Mundy: Dad Joke Edition

Monday, September 2, 2019 10:36 am
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Just when you think Father’s Day is done and dusted… Kirste, Corey and Morro resurrect it one more time, for Fundy Mundy: Dad edition! To celebrate the weekend just gone The Brekky Show asked the family to submit their best dad joke, and this is what we got!

 

 

David from Gosnells texted in, “Did you hear about the guy that invented Tic Tacs? He made a mint!”

Ian from Esperence gave us, “Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lac-toes.”

“Where do you get dragon milk from? Cows with short legs” from Graham.

“A termite walked into a bar and said ‘is the bar tender here?’ ” was from Sharon, which threw Corey! He didn’t get it, which made Morro upset. “Jokes aren’t funny if you have to explain them!” he yelled. Then he and Kirste went on to explain the joke to Corey. The termite wanted to know if the bar was tender because he eats wood… tender like a steak… did you laugh?

Byron “you cannot run through the campsite, you can only ‘ran’ because it’s past tents.”

Joe gave us “Why aren’t your hands 12 inches long? ’cause then they’d be a foot.”

“My dad got omega-3 tablets thrown at him, but he’s ok, he only got super-fish-oil injuries!” said Sabrina.

An anonymous texter submitted “Have you seen the new movie ‘constipation’? Oh wait, it hasn’t come out yet.” Maybe it was a good thing whoever that stayed anon.

Which dad joke was your favourite?

 

 

Skip to toolbar