Fundy Mundy: Bob hasn’t seen his wife in 3 days…

Monday, October 14, 2019 11:04 am
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Every Monday, Morro kicks the week off right by sharing a joke to the masses in Brekky’s Fundy Mundy!

 

 

A dog walked into the telegram office, (back in the day, this is a few years ago), he took out a blank form and wrote woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Then he handed it to the clerk. The clerk examined it and said to the dog “do you know there are only 9 ‘woofs’ here? You could send another ‘woof’ for the same price.”

The dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”

Now imagine Corey shaking his head, he reckons that one was at the lower end of the scale as far as funniest jokes Morro’s ever told.

“Alright, I’ve got another one” Morro replied, “I’ll rise to the occasion.”

Bob left work one Friday evening, but it was pay day, so instead of going home he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates, spending his entire wages. When he finally appeared home on Sunday night he was confronted by his angry wife and was baraged for nearly 2 hours with a tyrade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said “how would you like it if you didn’t see me for 2 or 3 days?”

“That’d be fine with me,” says Bob.

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came with the same results. But on Thursday the swelling went down just enough to see out of his left eye.

Maybe Morro hasn’t quite woken up after the school holidays, next week he’ll have a coupla’ crackers for sure. In the mean time, which Fundy Mundy joke did you like best this week? Let us know on Facebook or text us on 0429 985 985 !

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