Morro recently discovered that he gets gas when he has milk. This proves problematic since he has at least one coffee a day.
The solution? Morro has converted to almond milk, something he never thought he would convert to. A self professed no-fuss man, Morro desires to create the least amount of work possible for baristas.
However, now that he has crossed the divide and become one of them, Morro’s order has become a “regular flat white with almond milk, please.”
So, Morro put out the call on Brekky this morning, asking if anyone else has a pretentious, obnoxious, or even strange, coffee order.