Corey’s Date Night: meet the real Corey

Friday, October 13, 2017 11:34 am
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In light of Corey’s split from his girlfriend, a relationship the family was way too familiar with, Corey has finally declared his reemergence onto the dating scene! However there is one catch: Kirste and Morro have taken charge of finding his next date.

First week back into Term 4, Kirste and Morro noticed Corey needed an online profile, so with the help of the listeners, they have constructed below the perfect profile to swoon all the single ladies.

Clearly loving his ‘journey’

Without further ado, meet the quintessential Corey.

A fun loving, minor celebrity with an adequate level of personal hygiene.

A body like Dan Ricciardo, hair like McConaughy, dresses like Tony Stark.

Behaves like Shrek but thinks he’s 007.

Age: 23 years old

Height: 5’10 (he’s stretching it)

Weight: 65kg

Hair: wavy and brown

Eyes: Grey/green

Education: studying a bachelor of arts, guaranteed no job upon graduation

But don’t take our word for it!



– Mum



– The West Australian


“He certainly gives it a go.”

– Premier Mark McGowan

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