Chuck Norris Jokes on Brekky

Thursday, March 10, 2016 8:55 am
Reading Time: 3 minutes

Corey Sutton | Brekky producer

As fate would have it, Brekky host Morro’s wedding anniversary falls upon the great Chuck Norris’ birthday.

And as soon as Morro mentioned Chuck on-air, it was all that he and the 98five family could think about for the rest of the show.

So without further ado, we have collated all of the family’s Chuck Norris jokes, sent in to celebrate the significant Morro’s anniversary/Chuck’s birthday combo.

Note: all Chuck Norris jokes have been approved by Chuck Norris himself.

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“When Alexander bell invented the telephone he had three missed call from Chuck Norris.”

“Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death hasn’t worked up the courage to tell him yet.”

Nathaniel + Szaack

“Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug on his living room, it’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move.”


“When Chuck Norris chops up onions! The onions cry!”

“Chuck Norris went to Mars! That’s why their is no sign of life on Mars.”

Peter + Hannah

“Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It’s descendants are known today as Giraffes.”


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“Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of enclosed spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.”


“Chuck Norris once urinated into the fuel of a truck as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.”



“Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.”


“The big bang didn’t kill the dinosaurs. Chuck Norris just got hungry.”


“Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed five people and then it exploded.”




“Chuck Norris can speak French…in Russian.”


“A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.”


“The flu has to get a Chuck Norris shot once a year.”


“Big Foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.”


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“Chuck Norris is so tough, he can pick up a chair with one hand while sitting in it.”


“We think chuck is 77 today. He actually died a few years ago, but death is afraid to collect him.”


“In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and told it to get a job. And that’s the story of the universe.”


“Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.”


“Chuck Norris was born on May 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered the next day. Coincidence? I think not!”


We’re¬†happy to say we were so overwhelmed with Chuck Norris jokes that we couldn’t insert them all. They keep coming daily!

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