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I don’t think these awesome comments are actually boring. They are quite witty - and short. Boring is long and repetitive eg: Jesus met the fishermen and they all had long hair because they had been in lockdown for a long long long long time but then it wasn’t actually lockdown because that was a long long long time and even though lockdown felt like a long long long long time it wasn’t as long long long time ago as Jesus and the fishermen. Anyway so He told them - in case you don’t know Jesus is a He with a capital H because that’s what I was taught in Bible college and in Bible college they told us the Bible wasn’t boring but it was a long long time ago I was there . So anyway Jesus, He, told them , the fishermen , who were also disciples but not yet apostles or were they? I’m not sure because it was a long long time ago. So He told them to let down their nets and up pops one fish. It was quite a small fish but then another fish came and then another fish (to be really boring you say this 300 times but we weren’t asked to be really boring just boring so I won’t really bore you .

Family took some animals and went into self isolation on a boat for a year. It rained.

Younger son can’t wait for Dad to die so demands money and leaves. Spent all the money and ended up working for pig scraps then decides to go home and work for pig scraps on his home farm.

Man is hungry. Asks wife to bring food. She brings half eaten apple.

God wins bbq contest against statues

Water parts, thousands walk through, same water drowns many

He loses everything, it gets real bad. When it gets better, then his wife has to have heaps more kids

Donkey won’t move, gets cranky and tells his owner off.

A man crosses the road to help his enemy.

Woman sleeps on man's feet and gets to marry him.

Girl goes for a walk with her mother in law.

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